tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-29827296503197390992011-07-29T07:49:10.025+08:00zhangyuehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05188392223625895666noreply@blogger.comBlogger71100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982729650319739099.post-55570468530593003872009-05-07T20:57:00.000+08:002009-05-07T21:16:08.096+08:00A joke a day keeps doctors away !!!<br /><span style="color:#000099;">Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea. </span><br /><span style="color:#000099;">Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Johnny: Nothing, sir. </span><br /><span style="color:#ff0000;">Headmaster: Exactly.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it. </span><br /><span style="color:#ff6600;">Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.</span><br /><br /><span style="color:#990000;">"I was born in California." </span><br /><span style="color:#990000;">"Which part?" </span><br /><span style="color:#990000;">"All of me." </span><br /><span style="color:#990000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#330000;">Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by a vampire. </span><br /><span style="color:#330000;">Doctor: Drink this glass of water. </span><br /><span style="color:#330000;">Patient: Will it make me better? </span><br /><span style="color:#330000;">Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.</span><br /><span style="color:#330000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#330000;"></span><br /><span style="color:#000000;">hahahaa,ok,i noe some are lame -.- but enjoy and stay happy !!!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2982729650319739099-5557046853059300387?l=hello-panda25.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zhangyuehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05188392223625895666noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982729650319739099.post-88384632678831700492009-05-07T20:41:00.000+08:002009-05-07T20:53:06.993+08:00<div align="justify"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">ah hem... i am hereby officially declaring that this blog is ALIVE... due to the overwhelming popularity of my hamsters and goldfish...</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">why arent u cheering and shouting ?</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">okok,dun blame u , ( stop staring angrily and blankly at the screen). haha</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">if u can find this blog,i must say you are SUPER POWERFUL ... and u're smart.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">congratulations to be the 0000001 viewer ! hehs,arent u proud ! haha :DDD</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">ok,i will rmb to post things if my memory works. aiya ( dun say i am old hor)</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">i am not singaporean,but i think singalish is cool.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">so this blog will be very ,erm..abit lame and informal. buay ta han la,i am lidat lor.. hahas.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">i will keep u updated ! so pls do tag me .. gimme sm courage &amp; motivation to blog.</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">ohh,so this is called blogging ? wah mu ji dou ah . hohoho. i will jiayou de !</span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;">my english no good,sure got alot grammar,vocab prob,but sorry, do bear with them. thankyou la. hooray,exams are temporarily over,i am going to enjoy ! see u tmr . </span></div><div align="justify"><span style="font-family:times new roman;font-size:130%;color:#ff0000;"> stay tune :) ps: red is a lucky colour ! hahas.</span></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2982729650319739099-8838463267883170049?l=hello-panda25.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zhangyuehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05188392223625895666noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982729650319739099.post-65449285226279884972009-03-31T18:42:00.001+08:002009-03-31T18:43:57.615+08:00<span style="font-size:130%;"><span style="color: rgb(51, 204, 0);">goodluck for syf maoless :D</span><br /></span><br /><span style="color: rgb(102, 102, 102);">-maoful!</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2982729650319739099-6544928522627988497?l=hello-panda25.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zhangyuehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05188392223625895666noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982729650319739099.post-40650772670291835072008-10-22T21:32:00.000+08:002008-10-22T21:36:41.667+08:00<span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);font-size:180%;" >3 more dayys to 25 oct !<br />;DDDDDDDDDDDDD<br /><span style="font-size:78%;"><br />jowin was here (:<br /></span><br /></span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2982729650319739099-4065077267029183507?l=hello-panda25.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zhangyuehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05188392223625895666noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982729650319739099.post-43679456729807980182008-09-07T00:23:00.000+08:002008-09-07T00:25:59.512+08:00<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-size:180%;"><span style="color: rgb(255, 153, 0);">JOWIN WAS HERE ! ;DDD YAYE </span></span><br />ps. im not a loser !!! stupid zy<br /></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2982729650319739099-4367945672980798018?l=hello-panda25.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zhangyuehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05188392223625895666noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982729650319739099.post-15883825803051585662008-09-06T13:43:00.000+08:002008-09-06T13:47:10.057+08:00<span style="color:#33cc00;">hello，i dun0 how to blog..=.= LOl..</span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;">thanks pearlyn for helping me create tis blog.</span><br /><span style="color:#33cc00;">&amp; <span style="color:#006600;">loser jowin</span> for guiding me how to use...HAHA</span><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2982729650319739099-1588382580305158566?l=hello-panda25.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zhangyuehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05188392223625895666noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-2982729650319739099.post-80679253044992346452008-09-06T01:07:00.000+08:002008-09-06T01:08:09.589+08:00hello! people!<br />i am zhang yue!<div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/2982729650319739099-8067925304499234645?l=hello-panda25.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>zhangyuehttp://www.blogger.com/profile/05188392223625895666noreply@blogger.com0