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Thursday, May 7, 2009 ?.
A joke a day keeps doctors away !!!
Patient: Doctor, I have a pain in my eye whenever I drink tea.
Doctor: Take the spoon out of the mug before you drink.

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing?
Johnny: Nothing, sir.
Headmaster: Exactly.

Customer: Excuse me, but I saw your thumb in my soup when you were carrying it.
Waitress: Oh, that's okay. The soup isn't hot.

"I was born in California."
"Which part?"
"All of me."

Patient: Doctor, I think that I've bitten by a vampire.
Doctor: Drink this glass of water.
Patient: Will it make me better?
Doctor: No, I but I'll be able to see if your neck leaks.


hahahaa,ok,i noe some are lame -.- but enjoy and stay happy !!!

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ah hem... i am hereby officially declaring that this blog is ALIVE... due to the overwhelming popularity of my hamsters and goldfish...
why arent u cheering and shouting ?
okok,dun blame u , ( stop staring angrily and blankly at the screen). haha
if u can find this blog,i must say you are SUPER POWERFUL ... and u're smart.
congratulations to be the 0000001 viewer ! hehs,arent u proud ! haha :DDD
ok,i will rmb to post things if my memory works. aiya ( dun say i am old hor)
i am not singaporean,but i think singalish is cool.
so this blog will be very ,erm..abit lame and informal. buay ta han la,i am lidat lor.. hahas.
i will keep u updated ! so pls do tag me .. gimme sm courage & motivation to blog.
ohh,so this is called blogging ? wah mu ji dou ah . hohoho. i will jiayou de !
my english no good,sure got alot grammar,vocab prob,but sorry, do bear with them. thankyou la. hooray,exams are temporarily over,i am going to enjoy ! see u tmr .
stay tune :) ps: red is a lucky colour ! hahas.

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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 ?.
goodluck for syf maoless :D

-maoful!

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Wednesday, October 22, 2008 ?.
3 more dayys to 25 oct !
;DDDDDDDDDDDDD

jowin was here (:


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Sunday, September 7, 2008 ?.
JOWIN WAS HERE ! ;DDD YAYE
ps. im not a loser !!! stupid zy

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Saturday, September 6, 2008 ?.
hello,i dun0 how to blog..=.= LOl..
thanks pearlyn for helping me create tis blog.
& loser jowin for guiding me how to use...HAHA

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hello! people!
i am zhang yue!

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Posted @ Saturday, September 06, 2008



th panda
my name is ZHANGYUE!
you can call me rou qiu or big head !
give me presents on 25th oct !
YTSS ; 3E5
drama
you can add me : z_y_235@hotmail.com

hearts
my family <3
friends
drama
being LAME
talking crap
fishballs
Wants
new hp
pass english
grow taller
slim down
mum&dad to be healthy & happy !
evryone to be happy&healthy too
able to see my family more

rawr!


i wna eat u !

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